"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
07/22/2015 at 10:45 • Filed to: None | 4 | 5 |
I’ve successfully sold a vehicle on Craigslist without being murdered. Here’s how!
Step 1: Meet your customer right outside the police department’s parking garage.
Step 2: Have a job that requires you to wear a police radio and turn that sucker on so they can hear it.
Step 3: Proceed as you usually would.
So what actually happened is that I had the kid who wanted the Civic to meet me before work. We met outside said garage, and we went for a ride in the car. After we agreed upon a price, we came back to the garage so I could empty the contents of my car into my work vehicle.
The part I wasn’t quite prepared for was that they didn’t bring plates, so they wanted me to follow them home, pull the plates, and he would give me a ride back. Normally I’d have an issue with that, but I had the radio on, so whatever.
Deal went about as smoothly as you could hope for, honestly. They paid cash, drove me back here, even gave me a bottle of water. So now the Civic is officially gone and I’m making plans to go get the ‘08 P71 I wrote about last night on Saturday morning. I'm extremely excited...buying cars is pretty much my favorite thing to do, and I like this car a lot. Look for an Opposite Lock review sometime in the coming weeks.
My citroen won't start
> That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/22/2015 at 10:51 | 2 |
Ah the old polonium-210 in the water bottle trick.
EL_ULY
> That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/22/2015 at 10:53 | 1 |
cool, congrats!!
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> EL_ULY
07/22/2015 at 10:58 | 0 |
Thanks! I'm really proud that I managed to not be murdered. I mean something like 90% of Craigslist sales end in murder, so I did a good job here.
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> My citroen won't start
07/22/2015 at 10:59 | 1 |
Damn, I've been murdered after all. Ah well, they got one over on me.
Justin Hughes
> That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/22/2015 at 11:22 | 0 |
Hmm, I never thought of that! My ham radios can receive public service frequencies...